Brainrot™ | Get Rotted

Have you ever wanted to think about ONE (1) THING for 25 HOURS A DAY???
Do you crave the feeling of your every waking thought being hijacked by a hyperfixation you didn’t even ask for???
WELL GUESS WHAT. Now you can!!!
Presenting:

Ride Carts by Cooked

✅ Constant daydreaming
✅ Random gasps because you remembered something tiny about it
✅ Zero productivity but MAXIMUM enthusiasm
✅ Crying over characters that aren’t real??? (Yes.)
✅ Formulating elaborate headcanons and AUs at 3AM?? (Absolutely.)
✅ Explaining lore to your confused friends with a manic gleam in your eye?? (Mandatory.)

For A Limited Time Only

You too can experience Brainrot™ – side effects include:
💥 Excessive tabs open
💥 Sporadic bursts of genius followed by collapse
💥 Obsessively checking fan content like it’s oxygen
💥 Not knowing what’s happening in real life anymore (who cares tbh)

SIGN UP TODAY BY THINKING slightly too hard about literally anything!!!!
Warning: no refunds. Once you rot, you rot forever. 🧠💥💖

You and the boys pull up in the most rizzless vehicles imaginable — shopping carts, skibidi toilets, busted office chairs — and absolutely SEND IT down the most cursed roller coasters ever built. 💥🎢💀

No seatbelts. No brakes. Only raw sigma energy.
You either hit the skibidi drift of your life or get folded like an omelette mid-air. 🛒🚽💨

✅ Customize your ride (yes you can pimp your toilet)
✅ Yeet yourself at Mach 10 speeds off ramps made by a sleep-deprived gremlin
✅ Crash physics so goofy you’ll ascend spiritually
✅ Skibidi-bop your way to victory or explode mid-jump — there’s no in-between

It’s not about winning. It’s about vibing at terminal velocity.
Skibidi toilets? ✅
Cursed carts? ✅
Roller coasters straight from Ohio? ✅✅✅

Ride or die, king. 🧎‍♂️🛒🚀